Creating a scene................

i was surfing the internet looking for free shells, i saw a link on a bbs that said a free unrestricted shell with a limit of 20 mb i was in awe after all most people dont give away unrestricted shells for free because they are afraid lamers will use those shells for illgeal purposes

Creating a tear...................

i then proceeded to go to the link i then filled out the long and tedious application i clicked ok and it said in bold print PAGE NOT FOUND i immediatly hit refresh..... nothing

Creating motive for revenge....................

i click hit alt-<(its back in lynx) i then viewed the source i first saw some java that was supposed to pervent me from doing so(lamers) anyway, it was in java it took me a few seconds to figure it out it said open a popup window with contents of www.lameasssite.com/fakeshellhoax/cantopen.htm (the url was obviously fabricated to protect the owner) i was so pissed off at the site i nearly launched a attack on it

Creating a question.................

down to business, said the rabbit
-alice in wonderland i was wondering if such a thing as a free unrestricted account existed, i use http://m-net.arbornet.org and CSA test drive free shells but it is hard to ftp around the internet and program certain things in such a restricted environment plus how the hell are you suppose to wargame with your friend in Korea across the internet w/o him knowing your real ip(i am so damn funny) and various other things from a restricted account

*note soon i will be windows free i wrote this a while ago and saved it in a text file until i got my internet access back or could find a machine to dial into and bounce off of

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