First, go here:

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti/

Now you can say you came, saw, and read everything.

Then go here:

http://www.aolwatch.org/aolwatch16b.htm

Then go here:

http://www.kmfms.com/

Then go here:

http://packetstormsecurity.nl/

Then go here:

http://web.morons.org/

Then find something else to do untill I find more.

EDIT:

Found more:

http://www.speedygrl.com/shells.html

Shells.

http://www.speedygrl.com/nix.html

*NIX stuff


If none of the following even touches you, your a ****ing *****:

5 Great Lessons

FIVE GREAT LESSONS:
The Important Things Life Teaches You...

1. Most Important Question

During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a
pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the
questions, until I read the last one: What is the first name of the
woman who cleans the school?

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman
several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would
I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.

Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count
toward our quiz grade. Absolutely, said the professor. In your careers
you will meet many people.

All are significant. They deserve your
attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.'
I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. Pickup in the Rain
One night, at 11:30 PM, an older African American woman was standing
on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm.
Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet,
she decided to flag down the next car.

A young white man stopped to
help her-generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxi
cab. She seemed to be in a big hurry!

She wrote down his address,
thanked him and drove away. Seven days went by and a knock came on the
man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to
his home.

A special note was attached. It read: Thank you so much for assisting
me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes but
my spirits. Then you came along.

Because of you, I was able to make it to
my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for
helping me and unselfishly serving others. Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole

3. Always remember those who serve
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old
boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a
glass of water in front of him.

How much is an ice cream sundae? Fifty
cents, replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his
pocket and studied a number of coins in it. How much is a dish of plain
ice cream? He inquired.

Some people were now waiting for a table and
the waitress was a bit impatient. Thirty-five cents, she said
brusquely. The little boy again counted the coins.

I'll have the plain
ice cream, he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the
cashier and departed. When the waitress came back, she began wiping
down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw. There, placed
neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies-her tip.

4. The Obstacle in Our Path
In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then
he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock.
Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply
walked around it.

Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads
clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. On approaching
the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road.

After much pushing and straining, he
finally succeeded. As the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he
noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been.
The purse
contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the
gold was for the person who moved the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many others never understand. Every obstacle
presents an opportunity to improve one's condition.

5. Giving Blood
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at Stanford Hospital,
I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and
serious disease.

Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived
the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness.

The doctor explained the situation to her little
brother, and asked the boy if he would be willing to give his blood to
his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep
breath and saying, Yes, I'll do it if it will save Liz.

As the
transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled,
as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face
grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked
with a trembling voice, Will I start to die right away?

Being young,
the boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to
give his sister all of his blood.
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Charles Sykes is the author of DUMBING DOWN OUR KIDS. He recently gave
high school and college graduates a list of eleven things they did not
learn in school. In his book, he talks about how feel good,
politically-correct teaching has created a generation of kids with no
concept of reality and set them up for failure in the real world. You
may want to share this list with kids and parents you know...

Rule 1:
Life is not fair; get used to it.

Rule 2:
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3:
You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high
school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you
earn both.

Rule 4:
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5:
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

Rule 6:
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about
your mistakes. Learn from them.

Rule 7:
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes,
and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save
the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try
delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8:
Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life
has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll
give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This, of
course, doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real
life.

Rule 9:
Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and
very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do
that on your own time.

Rule 10:
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11:
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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August 21, 1999
Global Positioning System (GPS) calendars rollover. Early GPS systems only
had at 1,024-week calendar. After this date, the counter resets from week
1,024 to week 0,000.

September 9, 1999
The date 9/9/99 was used by many early computer programmers to indicate the
end of file.

October 1, 1999
Many governments will begin fiscal year 2000.

December 31, 1999
This is the date that indicated "never expire" on old IBM mainframe tapes.

January 1, 2000
Computer programs and hardware that store dates in 2-digit year format may
think the date is 1/1/1900.

January 3, 2000
The first U.S. workday of the year 2000.

February 29, 2000
A leap-year day in a year evenly divisible by 100 (which aren't usually
leap years). Details are posted to
http://itrain.org/itinfo/1998/dg981229.html

January 1, 2001
The first day of the third millennium in the Christian calendar.

February 6, 2040
Early Macintosh date and time utility will fail to calculate further.

January 18, 2034
UNIX date systems may fail.

January 1, 2046
Amiga computer system clocks fail.

January 1, 2108
MS-DOS system clocks fail. This is 2^7 year's since 1980.

January 1, 10000
Y10K problem. 4-digit year calendars overflow

January 1, 29602
Windows NT file system fails due to date problems.

January 1, 29940
Current Macintosh systems will experience date calculation failure.

January 1, 292271023
Java clocks fail
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