this probably isnt really a joke but its still hilarious without even thinking about it...

ok heres the story...im in a computer repair/networking class through school, its off-campus and only 2 days a week but its still a great class, well today i took and passed the A+ core hardware test (i know its simple but you have to start somewhere) and as a prize or whatever the teacher gave this other guy a new motherboard, so i asked if i could get something. i saw a compaq server sitting on the floor that had been donated recently so just assuming he'd say no i asked if i could have it and to my amazement he said its yours, i was thrilled...until i got it home...this server is...a compaq proliant 1400 with 4, 2gb scsi-2 drives, a 486/66 processor, an isa scsi adapter card that's about 2 ft long as well as a similarly sized network card (also isa) and then some unknown eisa cards that are not as long but about 8 inches wide. the 320 watt power supply is about the size of 3 of my 450 watt ps' put together and the fans(3, 120mm) are loud as hell.

like i said its not really a joke but everyone ive told so far got a good laugh out of it so i figured id post it here and give some other people a good laugh.