Ugh. Wait.... *Gets idea*

I weigh 270 pounds. I think I'll drag Microsoft into court over "Fat, Fat16, and Fat32" File systems, because they are offensive to me

I am SO offended that someone named a file system fat! I'm going to get a lawyer and make Microsoft rewrite every version of Windows except the NT line because the FAT file system hurts my feelings....**** those versions need to be re written anyway.

^Confirmed kill, that one is your you man *He calls me fat*.