There was once a guy who didn't know English but wanted to learn it.So he got a teacher to teach him English.The first day he learnt the word "YES".He went into town saying "Yes,yes,yes.....".He met a boxer.The boxer asked him "Wanna have a punch?" and he goes "YEs".So he got a punch.

Next day he learnt "No".He went into town saying "No,no,no.....".He met the same boxer.The boxer asked "Remember the punch you had yesterday?".The boy goes "No" so he got another punch.

The next day he learnt "thankgod." So he went into town saying "thankgod,thankgod,thankgod......".He met the boxer who was crying this time.The boxer said"Man,my wife died!". And the guy goes "thankgod!" and he got the punch of his life!

Next day he quit the teacher.

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