I have these telemarketers calling me all the time asking me if I want to refinance my home I say to them "Really? You're going to let me refinance my in-laws house? That's cool!" and they hang up on me..heheh....Or all time favorite is the telemarketer who called and wanted to sell me replacement windows. I asked them "Are you real quiet while replacing them?" "why" they ask "because I don't want my in-laws to find out I replaced their windows in their home!"