A man was standing in the railway station with two babies in his arms. A lady approached him and asked what are their names.
He replied that he didnt know.she asked him when they were born.He again replied that he didnt know.
she asked many questions about these babies but he gave the same reply. Then she asked"What kind of father are you".
He replied "i am a condom salesman and these two are compliants i am taking back to my company".