Ok, why is it that my logs are not even remotely close to the Top Ten Trends @
the internet storm center? I understand that different regions will have varying
probes, and certain ISP's may or may not be blocking certain ports.But why do I
see all these assorted attacks in the Top Ten, but my logs look the same month
after month.

[gloworange]90% - Ports - 1026,1027,1028[/gloworange]

[glowpurple]5% - Ports - 17300, 27374 [Kuang2, Sub][/glowpurple]

5% - ICMP - 8/0

Why can't I be attacked like normal kids?