Ahh you my friend have a chemical embalance in the brain...similar to ADD....if you can get that diagnosed you can get the opiates legaly(probably codien or neomorphene) and covered by health insurance.

On a side how can you tell if someone truly has ADD and are not just fad diagnosed....Give them a high cafein drink if it calms them down you are looking at an ADD case (use to keep a case of moutaindo handy for a friend and would force feed him when he started acteing too weird worked like a charm.)