Why use winamp when you can use WMP9!?

I mean... they can control what music you listen to and which movies you watch to make sure that they are "legal". What kind of system would let you break the law?! WMP9 is so good that it won't even let you copy some of your CDs and there is no way that you can be accused of file sharing, when you don't have any files to share!

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