Nihil:

oh well, at least you won't be a suicide bomber....you haven't even got the balls to run off at the mouth?
Have you EVER heard of a "COKE ALERT"??????????

In this case it was a beer alert and I nearly trashed my friggin' laptop you a$$hole......

For future reference.... If you are going to say something so funny that it might cause people to explosively eject the contents of their mouth upon reading it please start the message with "COKE ALERT" in large bold letters......

Thank you

PS: Stick around.... the fun might just be beginning..... I'll watch your back....

[blur]BTW: My laptop screen now looks like this....... Course, it could be the beer..... naaaaah....[/blur]