This is a proud day for me. Not just because my cousin Graduated today and is out having a game of "Who can get alcohol poisoning first" but because I have just whipped the ass of my uptime record.

I now have:

55 days 7 hours 40 minutes.



My last uptime of 53 days was whacked by a power outtage that lasted longer than my UPS. This uptime is on SuSE Linux 8.2 Professional, and the 2.4 Kernel.

Also, I'm feeling A LOT better. I'm not stuffed up, caughing, or gagging




AND!!!! I'm not hung over anymore!!!!

On Friday, My Aunt, my other Aunt, and Me, and my Mom were drivbing around bored, so we stopped at a bar I've been to in the past...don't remember much either time...Anyway, I got my first round free, so I got Cognac of course. A double. I don't get it "On the rocks" because it don't need ice, just a glass.

Anyway, after pounding down a few rounds, I was a bit ****ed. at this point I had the entire bar laughing and **** because well, I guess I am funny when I'm drunk. The Bar tender that was bringing me my drinks was HOT and I was ... I'm not sure, I know a few of the people working there gave me a few drinks free, but I didn't find out why until today because after the first few rounds things are a bit patchy. I found out today it was because she loved me and thought I was funny as hell, so she gave me some free drinks.

I remember walking out of the bar...If you could call it walking, considering I was stumbling and walking side to side, and then falling in my Aun'ts car. Then I'm not sure about the ride home. I guess I made people in the car laugh as I guess I made someone in the car actually pee themselves laughing.

Then I do remember getting out of the car, taking a step, and whipping out my wang and peeing on the lawn....Like right by the road. LOL, I make sure people have fun with me lol. I passed out on the porch, then walked in the house, passed out on the floor.... And not sure of much else, but I cralwed into bed, then got a few hours sleep and had to go to work...HEh, it was NOT fun.

I woke up still kind of drunk. I lost count of how many rounds I had of Cognac, but I did see the Bar lady open a new 5th. And I had a few more after that. I'm not doing that again for a while, my stomache would have kicked my ass given the chance for that night.

Anyway, I did have fun....I think lol. So what kind of uptimes do you guys have going? I'll try for a pic in a little while.

TheHorse 13 and Zombiemann77 can tell you how I was acting somewhat when I got home from the bar, because I had messages left on AIM laughing when I woke up the next day.