It seems as if spring is here, and every D&D playing, late-night LAN partying, Final Fantasy dork; thinks they need to send me a PM. News flash losers, I'M A MAN. I *think* one of them knows this because he offered to suck my (fill in the blank)

To JINXY: Thanks for the offer but I don't swing that way. Have your mom drop me a line though.

To AntiOnline_76: Thanks for the TWO PM's. And NO I do NOT have a webcam. And even if I DID have a webcam, AND "IF" I was even a member of the opposite sex, I would still not want to "cam" with you, and NO I do not want to meet you on "MSN sometime." **** OFF!

Now I figure the email from Jinxy was a joke; to be humorous. Even though it wasn't funny, and with a nick name like "jinxy" I'm questioning weather or not it was a joke. It was outright gay as a matter of fact. Not that that is a bad thing. Just not MY thing.

But AntiOnline_76 ... OMG Man, you are a pathetic blight on the face of manhood. You indirectly give each and everyone of us a bad name. Here's a little hint for you: GET OFF THE COMPUTER, GET SOMEWHAT OF A TAN, GO OUT AND MAKE SOME FRIENDS. And by friends, I mean ones you call by the name their mother gave them, not by an online handle.