Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give "the talk" to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago!!


enjoy life!