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<?php
/* NOTES on Irongeek's Sig script:
To use this php script as a sig most boards will need it to have a png extension.
To do this, put a redirect from a png file to the php file in your apache config file (httpd.conf).
Example line:
Redirect /sig.png /sig.php
Consider this code to be GPLed, but I'd love for you to email me at [email protected] with any changes you make.
More information about using php and images can be found at http://us3.php.net/manual/en/ref.image.php
Adrian Crenshaw
http://www.irongeek.com
*/
header("Content-type: image/png");
//header("Content-type: text/html");
$im = imagecreatefrompng("base.png");
imagecolortransparent ( $im,imagecolorallocate($im, 255, 255, 255));
imagestring($im, 1, 55, 0, "Your IP: ".$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'], 0);
imagestring($im, 1, 55, 7,"Host Name: ".gethostbyaddr($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']), 0);
imagestring($im, 1, 80, 14, "Platform:".find_os(), 0);
imagestring($im, 1, 90, 21, "Browser:".find_browser(), 0);
//imagestring($im, 1, 80, 40, "NetBIOS Info: ".netbios_info(), 0);
//imagestring($im, 1, 80, 50, $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'], 0);
$rquote=random_quote();
print_long_line($rquote,90,28, imagecolorallocate($im, 0, 0, 255), $im);
imagepng($im);
imagedestroy($im);
function random_quote( )
{
$quotes[] = 'If you can\'t out lift them, then out code them!';
$quotes[] = 'Monkey!!!';
$quotes[] = '"So having sex with coffee is a bad thing? Would anyone care for some coffee? Extra cream." Adrian';
$quotes[] = '"Hey now, don\'t knock the mail-order brides. I\'ve always wanted a woman that couldn\'t say no.... in English!" Darenism';
$quotes[] = '"Exude your wave of bunny goodness." Josh about Valek';
$quotes[] = '"We\'re rich. We\'re poor. We\'re smugglers!" Gav/Dave';
$quotes[] = '"Brent\'s not like a little girl. He struggles." Dave';
$quotes[] = '"I sense a great bitchyness in the Force." Adrian';
$quotes[] = '"Is it me? I can\'t smell me." Brent';
$quotes[] = '"If you see a midget and don\'t make it suck your ****, you lose a point of Perversion." Megz';
$quotes[] = '"It\'s harder for me to get a Blockbuster membership than it is to get a bounty hunter license." Darenism';
$quotes[] = '"Don\'t forget, for the Dark Priest, Dark Choirboys." Gary';
$quotes[] = '"That\'s what happens when you combine a tapeworm and Siegfried and Roy." Gary';
$quotes[] = '"Evil has an obsession with getting its ass kicked." Gary';
$quotes[] = '"We\'ve become masters of the five-mile drive by." Gary';
$quotes[] = '"We\'d be dangerous if we didn\'t keep hurting ourselves." James';
$quotes[] = '"Instead of toilet paper, we\'ll use corpses." Josh(Rifts)';
$quotes[] = '"Remember, lubrication is your friend." Josh(Rifts)';
$quotes[] = '"I see all. Dark, evil, *******s." Thomas';
$quotes[] = '"Crucifixion, five dollars." Gary';
$quotes[] = '"It\'s a short bus dragon now." Darenism';
$quotes[] = '"Night of the Living Jawas." Adrian';
$quotes[] = '"Like ****ing warm apple pie.*pause* Like ****ing a cold cheesecake." Adrian On necrophilia ';
$quotes[] = '"The Beer God cometh." Dave';
$quotes[] = '"A map. That\'s an archaic astronavigation device." Brent';
$quotes[] = '"You are not taking the bunny up the ass? Wrong kind of rodent for you?" Adrian to Dave';
$quotes[] = '"Rustling their women and raping their cattle." Gary';
$quotes[] = '"Ignite and strike." Dave';
$quotes[] = '"Hey kids, join the Empire and get a free Pokemon backpack." Daren\'s SW quote';
$quotes[] = '"I don\'t know if I want this on the internet. It makes me look like a pervert." Adrian on the book of quotes';
$quotes[] = '"Experience raises your stats." Darenism';
$quotes[] = '"I kill things, not read stuff." Brent(Abyssals)';
$quotes[] = '"With great power comes the ability to **** with people." Darenism';
$quotes[] = '"Have fun here. Look, there\'s a TV here." Trevor to Evil Trevor';
$quotes[] = '"Nigel, she\'s 19. You\'re not stupid. *pause* I\'ll take care of this." Cam/Nick, talking about Sam\'s virginity';
$quotes[] = '"Patch me, Lord." Frank/Adrian';
$quotes[] = '"You will inherit the socks of Jesus." Brent';
$quotes[] = 'Stanley/Brent: [chocks shotgun] Jellystone\'s got a new ranger, bitch! [shoots bear and it drops like a stone]';
$quotes[] = 'Adrian, after eating the best pecan pie ever: "It\'s like Willy Wonka shot a load in my mouth!" ';
$quotes[] = 'Zombies? No, I said Rhombies... you know Rhombuses.. we\'re mathematicians -Brent';
srand ((double) microtime() * 1000000);
$random_number = rand(0,count($quotes)-1);
return $quotes[$random_number];
}
function netbios_info( )
{
$crap = array(" ", "\n","\t","Lookingupstatusof",$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'],);
$morecrap=array("<20>-B","<00>-<GROUP>B","<20>-M","<00>-M","<00>-<GROUP>M","<ACTIVE>","//");
$results =str_replace($crap,"",shell_exec("nmblookup -A ".$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']));
$results =str_replace($morecrap,"/",$results);
return $results;
}
function print_long_line($string, $offset, $line, $color, $im){
$string=$string.' ';
$slen=strlen($string);
if ($slen>52){
$splitspace = strpos($string, " ", 52);
imagestring($im, 1, $offset, $line, substr($string,0,$splitspace), $color);
print_long_line(substr($string,$splitspace ,$slen),$offset, $line+7, $color, $im);
}else{
imagestring($im, 1, $offset, $line, $string, $color);
}
}
function find_os()
{
$browserarray=explode("; ",$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']);
$os= $browserarray[2];
return $os;
}
function find_browser()
{
$browserarray=explode("; ",$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']);
if ($browserarray[1]=="U"){
$browser = $browserarray[4];
}else {
$browser = $browserarray[1];
}
return $browser;
}
?>
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