i got a funny email forward so thought of posting it here
LOL!

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
> driving.
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> Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
> the other is husband !
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> I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
> wanted cash
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> Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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> Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
> cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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> You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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> True friends stab you in the front.
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> Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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> Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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> Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
> tired.
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> Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
> it anyway.
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> My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
> with me.
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> Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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> Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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> It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
> ends up with the same boss.
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> Early to bed,
> early to rise,
> your girl goes out
> with other guys.
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> Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
> books.
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> Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
> for you.
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> Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
> they have to say something.
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> They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
> gets to speak.
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