List of some "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter "appropriate"

$ cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans


$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.


$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent


$ ar t God
ar: God does not exist


$ ar r God
ar: creating God


$ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.


$ sleep with me
bad character


$ got a light?
No match.


$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.


$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

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