I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow", I said," I dont know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge "Yeah, I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute." Anyway I've put on a couple of pounds myself", she giggled.
....so I told her to f**k off.