ROTFLMAO!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/0....ap/index.html

Can you imagine the poor schmuck, cheating on his better half, who doesn't take his trousers off and leaves the phone on his belt?

"Oh baby, you're so hot"
'C'mere big boy!'
#Smith, is that you?!? Why the hell aren't you back from lunch yet?#

- or worse yet, it dials home... -