It's nice to know that old fashioned scams still come in the paper variety. I just received today a nice letter with a $1600 credit voucher for a ride/visit to the Ramada Plaza Resort in Orlando, Florida (for 2 days) plus a ride above Carnival or Imperial Cruise Lines to Nassau Bahamas. And if I call within 48 hours (oooh.. .excitement.), I'll get either 4 days/3 nights in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico or 3 days/2 nights in Las Vegas, Nevada (them ships must fly!).

Of course, upon looking at the back of the voucher, it says -- in itty bitty print -- "This is an offer to sell". Uh huh. Much like the Ocean view I'd be assured if I go for the Las Vegas option.

You can see some of the comments here about this "great deal". Remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.