I'd read abpout half of this before the penny dropped. Too early in the morning

• Minimum length 8 characters
• Not in any dictionary.
• No word or phrase bearing any connection to the holder.
• Containing no characters in the ASCII character set.
• No characters typeable on a Sun type 5 keyboard
• No subset of one character or more must have appeared on Usenet news,
/dev/mem, rand(3), or the King James bible (version 0.1alpha)
• Must be quantum theoretically secure, i.e. must automatically change if
observed (to protect against net sniffing).
• Binary representation must not contain any of the sequences 00 01 10 11,
commonly known about in hacker circles.
• Be provably different from all other passwords on the internet.
• Not be representable in any human language or written script.
• Color passwords must use a minimum 32 bit palette.
• Changed prior to every use.
• Resistant to revelation under threat of physical violence.
• Contain tissue samples of at least 3 vital organs.
• Incontrovertible by OJ Simpson’s lawyers.
• Undecodable by virtue of application of 0 way hash function.
• Odorless, silent, invisible, tasteless, weightless, shapeless, lacking
form and inert.
• Contain non-linear random S-boxes (without a backdoor).
• Self-escrowable to enable authorities to capture kiddie-porn people and
baddies but not the goodies ("but we'll only decode it with a court order, honest").
• Not decryptable by exhaustive application of possible one time pads.