Phish I feel your pain. I am ummm older, and not married. My mom is Catholic and I have a liberal girl friend. Life is fun, every family event centers on my lack of children and a "good" woman among a sea of neices and nephews. I love it. But kids will be nice someday. My GF would make a good mom so I may marry her someday if she starts being nice to me. And lets me raise them like staunch little republicans.