wtf???? I don't have a credit card
Why is it, that that fact fails to surprise me?

No, I am not slow, and I know your puppetmaster inside out............the fake PM impresses no-one except yourself?

Now, run along and behave yourself before:

"The basket ball coach done thrown me off the team,
For wearing high heeled sneakers, and acting like a queen"

Cheech & Chong (way back then )