So like most other days Iw as sitting here eating my dinner and reading BOFH as I ate. Then thinking wow should start a thread on some of the best of the best in bastardism.

Well, being that I'm in a Database class, this one here made me giggle today:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/09...ets_committed/


And of course I've always loved this one:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/10..._therefore_no/



And this one:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/09...ts_outsourced/

There are a few I can't find at the moment, but I know a part of it by herz:

"You know what yer probliem ishhhh" The PFY slurs, giving the ISO Employee employer approved for "Please disregaurd the following, I appear to be intoxicated". That one makes me laugh to the point I need to sit down.