Everyone knows that my only obsessions in this world are computers, videogames, women and beer. Well, obviously I cannot get a chick for Christmas or birthday… but no one ever buys my anything even remotely related to computers or alcohol.

Everyone constantly buys me CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES. My girlfriend… CLOTHES. My mother and father… CLOTHES. I wish everyone would just **** off w/ stripe pattern shirts and khaki pants. I wish I could just throw it in their face. I don't buy my girlfriend power tools ... I buy her what she wants ... get a clue


Do you guys get the same freaking stuff?