From email. Those of you from abroad and who speak the Queens English may struggle with this.



>Wee Davie from Govan (glasgow) always wanted to look cool.
>
>His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go
>with his shell suit. He paid a visit to his local chapel where Father
>Anthony advised him to start saving his money. Davie saved up all his
Giros
>and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of
Buckfast,
>and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to
go
>with his shell suit. Proudly, he strutted down the streets of Govan
>calling out to all the passers "by ra way man, see ma new gutties? Cool,
>eh?"
>
>One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine
pair
>of gutties but was young Davie aware that he had a lace undone? Davie

>scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing
lace
>and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the
wearer
>to do such a thing. When asked for proof of this instruction, Davie took
>off his trainer and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
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>"There y'are y Fud! .......It clearly says...................... Taiwan
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