On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-fours
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toasts
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree
Great White North eh!

Lets see, sing that 8 times, hhhmm just short of a poverty pack (12), gotta stretch it out for a 2-4 (24), geez I can remember (that's a good thing) when a case of 24 cost $7.20 Cdn, and that's like only 28 yrs ago, boy talk about inflation........