Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make

their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town

and went to a shop on William Street. I was only in there for about 5

minutes.

When I came out there was a copper writing out a parking ticket. I

went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a

Break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog sh!t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a ****. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.