The Obedient Wife
> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
> > saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
> > came to his money. Just before he died, he
> > said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all
> > my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
> > the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all
> > of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
> > casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> > wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> > When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
> > to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
> > with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
> > undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her
> > friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
> > ! in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a
> > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going
> > to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put
> > that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I
> > got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he
> > can cash it, he can spend it." Send this to every clever female you
> > know.
> >