1) Project Manager is

a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.



2) Developer is a Person who thinks

a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.



3) Onsite Coordinator is one who

thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.



4) Client is one who knows that

it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby, But expects

otherwise.



5) Marketing manager is a person

who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is

available or not.



6) Resource optimisation team

thinks I don't want man or woman, I'll still produce a child with zero

resources.



7) Documentation team will think

I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.



8) QA Auditor is the only person

who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.


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