My friend sent this via email today....

something I always known.....thought I would share

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by

hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK). If

You receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else

via any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private

life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your

jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.



Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor

(WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called

Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ). Take the antidote

repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that

Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but

may require a more generous application.


MLF