Hello internet people,

Please help me, i made an account on hotmail but i lost my password. Could someone please risk their neck doing something totally illegal, for someone they have no idea who the hell is(i.e. me), and extremely hard, for nothing in return and hack into their servers and users database and return me the password of my friends account ([email protected])

Also please tell me how to hack Microsoft.com. No no wait a second, i don't know you to tell me, but please spend many many days writting me a program to break into microsoft and let me do anything i want and send it to me. Don't worry i'll not bother emailing you back !

Also, i just brought but lost the full professional version of Photoshop pro, Windows Pro, Microsoft Exchange server and Microsoft Office 2005 (full version), so if someone could copy them and send them to me, that would be good. Again same rule as above, i'll not bother to email you back because, well i have better stuff to do.

Also please teach me how to hack !! O ya and do it all in under 500 words because i don't have all day, and get it to me in 2 hours and don't make it techy. I want to be a total hacker by the time i've finished reading it.

So Totally The Best Hacker In The World,
Mikester2