My plane lands at Heathrow on September 25. I'll drink a pint for you gore. Speaking of free stuff, you can travel through Scotland and hit all the small single malt scotch distillaries in the lowlands and get free scotch. Then head up to the highlands and hit each one over a couple of days and taste (for free) all the goodness of Scotland. And remember. "If it's not made in Scotland, it's crap."