Man, this is what I needed today!

"Shocking 'News'"

From our favorite muck producer, McNews:

'Fat naked guy' gets 51 months for 'Survivor' tax dodge

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island (AP) -- Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings.
And I think this was the icing:
U.S. District Judge Ernest Torres said he issued a harsher than expected sentence because Hatch had committed perjury repeatedly during his trial.

"It seems unfortunately very clear to me that Mr. Hatch lied," Torres said.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/16/su....ap/index.html

Now, I am not one to laugh or find hilarity in other's misfortunes, but I think we have a great "Darwin Award" nominee over me'ah! So pardon me this once or twice... *ahem-ahem: BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!