1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
....A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
.... A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
...Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
...Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
....A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
....Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
...She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
.....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
....Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker