Quotes & Ridicules

[CybertecOne]

Hey all,

I was surfin the web looking for some tid bits for my signature, and came across a number that i laughed at and as always, cant choose between them. Then i thought i would share some of these with you too.

Hopefully you will all have some favourites

Cheers

CTO

"once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404."

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Sc...computers3.htm
http://www.geek24.com/g/2006/06/13/a...omputer-quotes
http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/computerquotes2.shtml