Just to let you know this is not exactly a politically correct joke. It may offend so if you take offence easily dont open the image. Of course i might be just saying that to get every one to open the image ....... but i'm not. I had to zip the jpeg to attach it.
An irish man, english man and a scotts man are arguing about who has the best local (bar). The scott turns a round and sayes my local is the best. when you walk in eveyone says hello and the first pint is free.
The english guy says thats nothing in my local everyone says hello and the first 2 pints are on the house.
The irish guy laughs and says in my local the first 4 pints are free and you get a free screw in the back room.
the other 2 look at him "you mean you get 4 pints free and a screw. And that happened to you."
"well not me personnaly" answered the irish guy " but my sister gets it all the time".
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