Whoah whoah, what? What makes you think that? I've been there before, defeated a bunch of the not-quite-that-useful-nor-realistic-except-for-some-newbies challenges (up to Lt. Kernel, I think, but that was a year or two ago). How do you mean?
So you've been talking to Elisa, huh? That woman really gave me the creeps, with her sweet little kitten named Mr.Yawner... Or am I not supposed to tell that?