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    Oh man, they're showing re-runs of ALF over here! What a way to start the weekend!

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    Originally posted by Guus
    Oh man, they're showing re-runs of ALF over here! What a way to start the weekend!

    I used to always watch that show. But then it disapeared for a long time.
    [gloworange]\"A hacker is someone who has a passion for technology, someone who is possessed by a desire to figure out how things work.\" [/gloworange]

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    ROFLMAO


    KorpDeath Thats a good one!!!! rofl
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    Anything for a laugh.

    Thanks
    I've got a million of them. Actually it's more like 1 GB worth, but who's counting.
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    Hey dont start posting Irishman jokes!

    Oi Im Irish!


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    too easy

    Don't just open yourself up like that Big E. You're making it too easy. LOL

    Was that Irish man joke offensive? I hope not. It's so inane.
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
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    Exclamation You might be a geek

    **You might be a geek...**

    If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.

    If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.

    If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal
    point in the right place.

    If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
    hanging coats and taping ducts.

    If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find
    the burnt-out bulb in the string.

    If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi
    movie looking for technical inaccuracies.

    If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

    If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that
    actually takes five minutes to run.

    If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on
    the radio in your work area for better reception.

    If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.

    If you have never backed-up your hard drive.

    If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

    If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

    If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
    tires.

    If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.

    If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to
    the front to fix it.

    If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.

    If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN
    stands for.

    If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.

    If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

    If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get
    enough sleep.

    If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain
    atmospheric absorption theory.
    ...This Space For Rent.

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    Falalalala!!! have a happy new year and a merry christmas to all and to all a good night!
    Killar Boy

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    Falalalala!!! have a happy new year and a merry christmas to all and to all a good night!
    Killar Boy

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    strangers on my flight

    A funny song for yoos guys/gals.....
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    - Samuel Johnson

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