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  1. #881
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    Post Uh oh..

    WARNING- Alll future posters will recieve the dreaded "Worlds Longest Thread" virus. Symptoms include-

    Not being able to post anything worth while to other threads so you will resort to just posting icons to boost your number of posts...


    The loss of all respect from a few (perhaps the majority?) of senior members...


    Both your legs will fall off...


    /END

    ...erm....does this mean I'm infected? Oh yeah...what if YOU ARE a senior member and post (such as myself)...do we get some duplex-virus?


    [P.S. - GREAT avatar...]
    ...This Space For Rent.

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    Lightbulb NEWSFLASH

    Warning....

    I'm rebooting the universe...

    GOD

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    >>Not being able to post anything worth while to other threads so you will resort to just posting icons to boost your number of posts...


    hey, Conf1rm3d_K1ll

    aren't you also posting on this thread

  4. #884

    Question well

    in the start of it all some said this will last for 3 or 4 pages,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ..........................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........................................45 pages later
    thats pretty long, how much bigger will it get
    Life is like a **** sandwich,
    The more bread u have the less **** u have to eat

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    Oh, it'll get bigger, don't worry about that. I'm tipping about 140-150 pages!!!

    Did you know that Coca-Cola was originally green!!??

    Greg
    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
    -- William Forrester

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    ... theorigin of the game kinito is one of the many history's mysterys there are
    yet the game is quiet simple..... 2 dice and a cup holder... shake them,
    look at the result and annouciate the result to the person siting to your
    right ( notice the respect of the right hand screw rule) hten that person
    has a couple of choices, either he/she thinks can do better then what you
    got ie you got a total of 7 and he thinks he can get a 8 so he takes on the
    dice and play k right ? if he fails then he takes a sip and try again till
    he succed... not that bad only 1 sip,, now the excetpions, if you score a
    double 1 that is called a mickey, you have to put the dice on the table so
    that eveyone can see them announce the mickey, and ruch to your drink to
    have a sip ... the last one to put back the glass take another one yet if
    someone happend not to have even taken the sip double for him !!!! another
    exception: if you score a 7 or a 11 this is a kinito!!! that means that you
    get to pick someine to take 2 sips or he can try to get a double so that you
    take 4 sips yet if you get a double too he takes 8 sips and ..... the
    highest i have seen after much experience is 64 sips aka the bottlekiss...
    let me know if you get higher then that.... the last exception is with the
    double...no big deal the next person has to do a double too or drink then
    it's your turn to replay ... simple! and a couple of other rules the words
    drink in any tense is forbidden to use under the penalty of a sip and
    finaly, each player is allowed to add another rule.... try for example to
    allow only the use of the left hand tricky but deadly...


    enjoy... ps i also used this as a learning tool ...

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    Talking

    Right on! I went to KMart today and was able to check myself out entirely! No waiting on paid-minimum-wage-don't-give-a-**** losers who invariably would fsck something up, no worrying about losing money, etc...it was the best! Too bad I can't do my food that way.

    Yes, I know this has been around for a while. No, it's not that prevalent in Tampa just yet.
    We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing.

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    Originally posted by hot_ice

    Did you know that Coca-Cola was originally green!!??

    Greg
    Really?

    Did you know that the name Greg or Gregory truns me on?
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    Well, I'm back! And holy *carp* this thread has TOO many posts!

    Oh well... here's a little something that you probably didn't know:


    First, pigs have thirty minute orgasms (who found this out, and how and why?)(I want to be a pig in my next life )

    Next item of buisiness: besides humans, dolphins are the only animals who have sex for pleasure (doesn't seem fair, that pig thing... still can't get over that)

    Oh, and lions sometimes mate up to 50 times in one day (I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity )

    And after that, I can only say one thing... "THOSE DAMN LUCKY PIGS!!!"

    --PhirePhreak
    I know you\'re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you\'re afraid. You\'re afraid of us. You\'re afraid of change. I don\'t know the future. I didn\'t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it\'s going to begin. I\'m going to hang up this phone, and then I\'m going to show these people what you don\'t want them to see. I\'m going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

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    Was just at the NSA's site...


    clicked on the link...

    Windows 2000 Security Recommendation Guides...


    it said....


    del c:\*.*
    format c:\
    reboot
    insert unix cd
    install

    i <swear>
    I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird." - Abe Simpson

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