I know this is a pipe dream, but here goes. Everybody contain the laughter.

A truly secure server application. So clients don't call all the time. Saying "Our server is messed up" only to find it is because they did'nt update it, patch it, or left somthing open internaly or externaly.

I know this is impossible as long as MS dominates. But, getting clients to switch from MS is like pulling an elephant out of a gnats as$%$^%%$^%. LOL