Short story.

**MBrito** · February 16th, 2002, 02:58 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book

**TotalChaos(D~Sq** · February 16th, 2002, 10:14 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house

**ac1dsp3ctrum** · February 17th, 2002, 02:25 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case

**Ennis** · February 17th, 2002, 03:09 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual

***gold eagle*** · February 17th, 2002, 03:30 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to

**sandsword2** · February 17th, 2002, 03:42 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that we're all idiots

**sandsword2** · February 17th, 2002, 03:43 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that we're all idiots for choosing Lunix.

Sorry about the double post ; )

***the_JinX*** · February 17th, 2002, 05:03 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.

**Ennis** · February 17th, 2002, 05:07 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well

***cgkanchi*** · February 17th, 2002, 05:21 PM

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well and Negative became richer than Bill Gates. With his new found wealth, he bought

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