A couple ive heard are...

A guy called a help desk wondering how to scan something into his comp. And it eventually turns out that he is holding the paper up to the monitor and pressing scan.

Another guy phoned up a said the comp couldn't find his printer so he pointed the monitor at it but it still cant find it.

Another guy was confused about internet shopping and one day he came to use a floppy disk on his machine so he callled the engineers when the engineer took the floppy drie apart he found it stuffed with £5 £10 notes. (its true its true)

And the one that always happens here at park lane college is students spend 10-15 mins pressing the monitor button and when it doesn't turn on the machine they ask me.


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