Dear Sirs,

This will confirm my ****ing resignation with your ****ed up company. I have accepted a
lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial
skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await
me, unlike when I worked with you butt****s. My last day of work will be the day when you
realize I came in the night before and pissed in the coffee maker, cleaned out my desk, including
all the supplies I requested and received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the **** I've left undone for
the new clients, as well as the ongoing projects I left you hanging with. Once the
company figures out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only
fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me if should you see me on
the street, unless you want your ass kicked sideways. My experience with
this ****ing company has been very unrewarding. However, I do appreciate
having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping stone to a better
future.

I wish you and the organization not a ****ing thing, bitch-ass mother****ers.


Yours sincerely,
john doe