According to American Programmer, 31.1% of computer software projects get canceled before they are completed, and 52.7% will overrun their initial cost estimates by 189%. 94% of project start-ups are restarts of previously failed projects.
*Ahem*Windows XP*Ahem*

The devices that make up computer memory, in a 64 Meg computer chip, are so small that up to 10,000 devices could fit in the diameter of a human hair!
Wow, My hair has more memmory then my computer, Damn it!

On a typical day, your name is transmitted between computers five times.
Not when your using Windows, when you use Windows your name will go through at least 50 of Billies computers per day (if they dont crash), Guaranteed!

68% of Americans who see Computer Commercials on TV with the advertisment of a processor, such as the Pentium III, believe it speeds up your internet connections ..the modem does that
Wow, This Pentium IV makes my AOL run sooo much faster

The first program that Bill Gates wrote was to big to fit in the computers memory at the time. The PC had 16kb of RAM and his program required 34KB
They shouldve figured out then and there that there was something wrong with the man... Hmmm, I wonder what his program did... Produced errors? (The BSOD is born!)

Today’s average household in the USA contains more computer power than existed in the world before 1965.
Wow, I can just imagine the Pentagon waiting 3 hours for DOS to load and another 2 hours to wait for AOL 1.0 to load, Hehehe