to stay on topic:

Early one morning, a rabbi, a catholic priest and a lutheran minister go fishing out on the lake, in a rowboat.

during the course of their conversations they get around to the topic of the power of respective religions.

the rabbi stands up and says, "the power of Judaism comes directly from god". with that he steps over the side of the boat and WALKS, on top of the water, out about 10 paces, turns around, walks back to the boat, sits down and glares at the catholic priest.

The priest stands up, shouts directly at the rabbi, "the power of the catholic church comes directly from christ the savior". he steps over the side of the boat. walks out ten paces, comes back and sits down.

the rabbi and the priest now sit there, glaring at the minister, who stands up and states "the lutheran church is as strong as any", steps over the side of the boat, falls right into the water, kicking and splashing trying to keep from going under. the rabbi leans over to priest and whispers, "tell me father, do you think we should tell him where the stumps are?