One more time, an I promise I'll quit.

Though his fainting spell in early February induced a few knowing winks, President George Bush's erratic foreign policy mood swings have forced the White House to acknowledge what the nation's midwives have been whispering for months: the President is, indeed, pregnant.


The President and Vice President practice timing Bush's contractions.
This will be the President's first child. His wife, Laura, bore the couple's other two.
From SatireWire