Hey ya'll. Might want to sharpen your pencils.

The Hobbit: or There and Back Again. George Allen and Unwin, London, 1937. (There was a second edition in 1951, and a third in 1966. Reprinted many times.) The Annotated Hobbit, Introduction and Notes by Douglas A. Anderson, Houghton Mifflin, Boston and HarperCollins, London, 1988.

The Fellowship of the Ring: being the first part of The Lord of the Rings. George Allen and Unwin, London, 1954.

The Two Towers: being the second part of The Lord of the Rings. George Allen and Unwin, London, 1954.

This makes them look even more ludicrous.

"This is what happens when you take a fool and add a bleeding heart." -KorpDeath

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