Funny list of man things...

[valhallen]

your last names ogle - heh that explains alot

/me quietly users any girls on this thread out the door while jehnx has his back turned

**phew** saved them

heh just messin mate

v_Ln

[dev_ocean]

printed and pasted on wall

[GreekGoddess]

I'd like to elaborate on these a little more:

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
Yes, in my past experiences, something comes up and you get caught. My boyfriend 'worked late' one night, came home and kissed me and I could taste the beer. Hmmm? I'm a really bad liar though...so it applies to both sexes.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy
listening.
Not true. I can talk dirty with the best of them....heh

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
Yes, true...don't go saying how you understand PMS and pregnancy...but it also applies to men, as I can say something as I can relate in a way, but I'll never be a guy so there's just some things I'll never understand.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!
I have no problem admitting that another girl is prettier than me. But if your man is constantly talking about how great some girl is...that could cause a problem.

5. You don't have PMS; don't *****in act like you know what it's
like.
Okay, that was self-explanatory. Refer to #3.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing
something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Unless it's abused. You can't go out and do whatever you want and know it will hurt a woman and then do something sweet to make up for it. Actions do speak louder than words though. Always.

7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
I really don't care about all this. It's not about size from what I hear, it's how you shake it.

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real
relationships.
Unless you have an extra belly button, the statement above would be correct.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
Yes and no. Women want a sensitive man, but not to sensitive where it goes to an extreme and he is way more feminine than you are. We appreciate a guy sticking up for us, but at the same time, we don't want him kicking everyone's ass that looks our way.

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
I love cars and I love a system that can pound. That won't get me to date you, it's just one of those bonuses.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
Well, maybe, depends on who the girl was. That's way too much of a generallization.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
YES! PLEASE!

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.
Don't apologize for every little thing. It's annoying really. If you didn't do anything wrong, there's no need to apologize.

14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
Why not?

15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
I'm not. I like to dress well and look nice, I appreciate compliments, but I'm not going to ask you if I'm fat...or whatnot. I'm not fat, I KNOW this.

16. We are DrAmA queens.
Some of us are...Some of us just prefer that dry sarcasm that is in our genetic makeup.

17. Fashion police do exist.
*rolls her eyes*

18. Don't ask us to give u head; if you are nice you just
might get it.
Okay...that really depends on the situation.

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fu*k up
*LOL* I LOVE PAINTBALL......and monster trucks, wrestling, computers, cars......GOD, I AM A MAN! ACK!

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
Uhhh...no.

21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
Okay true. When I still shaved I couldn't do it everyday because of the rashes I would get. Now I wax. Problem solved.

22. Don't make bets about us; we will always find out.
Okay, common sense here. Would you like it done to you?

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or
beard or mustache looks, we always hate it.
What's wrong with a goatee? I like a little grub on a guy.....heh

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT..
So, I can't burp after dinner? No really...It's not a big deal...I mean, don't do it all the time, I realize sometimes that you can't help that burp or fart...doesn't mean you have to do it on purpose.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers
are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever
will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
I'm flat....you got a problem with it...there are other girls with bigger **** than me.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
Okay, that isn't cool.

27. We are beautiful at all times.
Not me in the morning, in fact, I'm pretty damn scary.

28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us
we aren't.
Not really. I'm not fat.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat
guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss
in the toilet and not on it.
I ask myself the same question.

30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget
it.
We'd like to think so, but not always.

[GreekGoddess]

And I would also like to add that I pulled that previous list that I posted from a site I found on Google. That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO not me at all. I just thought I'd give another perspective since there are more guys than girls at this site. =)

[Union Elite]

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat
guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss
in the toilet and not on it.
I ask myself the same question.

LOL.. all of those were hilarious GreekGoddess

[debwalin]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

All I have to say is the first time you stumble into the bathroom in the middle of the night, sit down, and [glowpurple]HIT WATER [/glowpurple] you will understand what we're griping about.

Deb

[jehnx]

lmao valhallen, you're always out to ruin my chances with girls! Darn you!

And lol deb, I've never had that trouble because I have my own bathroom and all, but still, lol, quit griping! j/k

[zigar]

bah i was gonna stay outta this thread...

All I have to say is the first time you stumble into the bathroom in the middle of the night, sit down, and HIT WATER you will understand what we're griping about.

but deb has typed upon one of my all time pet peeves...

quick poll...rembering that ...well..umm...guys sit too every now and again ...how many guys have EVER hit water...i always check...day or night....hehehe...


but it's ok...i've got 2 boys...when i'm confronted with this argument...i just blame them...

[sumdumguy]

i've been laughing so much (especially at GreekGoddess' posts.. as i've seen the others before)
that i've got cramps in the belly and tears streaming down my face. those will get sent to a few females that i know (no, don't think of me as a traitor guys.. i'll include the first ones too)

anyway..
thanks for the laughs all

[GreekGoddess]

You've got cramps?
NOW you may relate......heh