Who Says UNIX isn't Sexy? (OLD)

[roswell1329]

Saw this on someone's .plan recently and I hadn't seen it for a while. Thought some of the folks new to UNIX might get a kick out of it:

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Who said Unix isn't sexy?

who | grep -i blonde |
date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; unmount; sleep

[linuxcomando]

hahahahah thats some funny stuff

[ammo]

lol!

Ammo

[THE RUSSIAN]

unix is good enough for linux

[v3n0m356]

LMAO @ The Russian thats funny

[dAggressor]

both are hillarious

[bofhandpfy]

wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooossssshhhhhhhhh

That was the sound of this thread going straight over my head.

Pity me, i'm a Novell admin

[neel]

LMAO, haha I like the takeittux picture hehe.

[roswell1329]

bofhandpfy -- Although I hate explaining jokes, I'll explain this since it actually is just a series of commands:

Originally posted here by roswell1329

who | grep -i blonde |
date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; unmount; sleep

who is a command to see who is currently on the system
| pipes redirect the output of the previous command to the next command
grep -i blonde looks for any username (from the previous who command) containing the word 'blonde'.
| again, pipes redirect output from the previous (in this case 2 commands) into the next command

Almost everything after that is merely a series of UNIX commands that do random things, but with names that were just so damn convenient.

The exception is cd ~, which is UNIX-speak for "go home", or go to my home directory.

Man...I feel like a nerd explaining all that, but hopefully bofhandpfy can now join in the fun.

[prodikal]

lmao at tour joke roswell and the russians pic the 2 are hillariaous